LOL... had to comment ...
I completely agree about the sound profiles and flip clock, but minor issues, in comparison to everything else that is "incredible" (oh no he didn't...) and like others have said, there is an app, or one in development for anything the BB Storm (or any other BB) can do.
That being said, I think I would be remiss if I were to donate my Storm...TO ANYBODY. I don't care how desperate someone might need a cell phone, the only thing my Storm did for me 'near the end' was thoroughly piss me off, reboot, eat batteries and freeze. I can only imagine the poor soul who would have the misfortune of receiving my donated Storm and thinking "What the hell? I WAS BETTER OFF WITHOUT A DAMN PHONE!"
So, with this in mind, and having a good friend who happens to have a nice set of railroad tracks right behind their backyard, and with a nice selection of fast and slow moving trains coming through, I am leaning towards death by locomotive. Of course I would have at least two cameras catching this carnage from different angles. At least this is my current consideration - I keep changing my mind.