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The Punny Side of Life

Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. rootabaga

    rootabaga Extreme Android User
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    If you are a fan of puns, or just sharing things that makes others groan, well, this is your thread.

    I'll start...

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    Post #69 by rootabaga, Feb 27, 2016 (3 points)
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  3. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    oh my... that was not good.

    :p
     
  4. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    That one would be hard to top.

    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
    Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
    You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
    Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
    -
    Groucho in Animal Crackers
     
  5. rootabaga

    rootabaga Extreme Android User
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    I had a lead on a horse the other day and went straight to the track. But my horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait...
     
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  6. jefboyardee

    jefboyardee Extreme Android User

    I wouldn't be a baker but I knead the dough.
     
  7. olbriar

    olbriar  
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    The lens maker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.
     
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  8. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    The Pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
     
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  9. bcrichster

    bcrichster ROMinator
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    He lit up when asked about the day's events..
     
  10. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Only until he was fired.
     
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  11. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Then, in his anger, flamed the internet.
     
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  12. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    This heated things up to the boiling point.
     
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  13. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Others caught on to his plan and it spread from there
     
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  14. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    He met a girl, Amber, who sparked new life into him.
     
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  15. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

  16. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    That's a Gouda one!
     
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  17. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    My doctor says the reason for my high stress levels is that I am both a wigwam and a teepee — I am two tents.
     
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  18. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
     
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  19. rootabaga

    rootabaga Extreme Android User
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  20. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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  21. rootabaga

    rootabaga Extreme Android User
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    ^^^ The version I've seen before but had forgotten...

    [​IMG]
     
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    andruoid Android Expert

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  24. rootabaga

    rootabaga Extreme Android User
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    ^^^ Nicely done, kudos!
     
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  25. codesplice

    codesplice Elite Recognized Moderator
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