The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

If you are a fan of puns, or just sharing things that makes others groan, well, this is your thread.

I'll start...

 

[dan330]

oh my... that was not good.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

That one would be hard to top.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
- Groucho in Animal Crackers

 

[jefboyardee]

I wouldn't be a baker but I knead the dough.

 

[olbriar]

The lens maker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.

 

[andruoid]

The Pyromaniac made an ash of himself.

 

[bcrichster]

He lit up when asked about the day's events..

 

[andruoid]

Only until he was fired.

 

[andruoid]

Then, in his anger, flamed the internet.

 

[andruoid]

This heated things up to the boiling point.

 

[andruoid]

Others caught on to his plan and it spread from there

 

[andruoid]

He met a girl, Amber, who sparked new life into him.

 

[dan330]

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[andruoid]

If you are a fan of puns, or just sharing things that makes others groan, well, this is your thread.

I'll start...

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That's a Gouda one!

 

[lunatic59]

My doctor says the reason for my high stress levels is that I am both a wigwam and a teepee — I am two tents.

 

[andruoid]

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

 

[lunatic59]

 

[olbriar]

 

[andruoid]

 

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[andruoid]

 

[Kaat72]

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[The_Chief]

Spanish authorities have foiled a terror plot against a popular bullfighter. Terrorists had surgically implanted an explosive device in the bull, to be remotely detonated during the fight. Spokesperson called the act "abominable".

 

[andruoid]

Spanish authorities have foiled a terror plot against a popular bullfighter. Terrorists had surgically implanted an explosive device in the bull, to be remotely detonated during the fight. Spokesperson called the act "abominable".

If it went off, there would be a lot of bull everywhere.

 

[The_Chief]

You gotta hand it to the investigators... their reputation was at steak!