Waiting for Dinc - In Haiku

[slowhat]

I was gonna leave it alone but since you didn't......

+1



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Not a ****. Was in a meeting and was counting words not syllables while bullshitting.

Here goes redemption
You can still suck my phone's balls.
Hope you feel better

 

[ZombiBlanc]

Not a ****. Was in a meeting and was counting words not syllables while bullshitting.

Here goes redemption
You can still suck my phone's balls.
Hope you feel better

Now you're rollin' like a poet - Nippon Ol' Skool. Well played, Slowhat.

 

[slowhat]

Now you're rollin' like a poet - Nippon Ol' Skool. Well played, Slowhat.

 

[TheGoatLantern]

whew for a while there I thought this thread was going to turn into a yo momma fight....

 

[ZombiBlanc]

Slowly put the infractions back into their holster and back away....Nothing to see here....

 

[slowhat]

I coulda tried for witty yo momma response but I did post 2 non haiku haikus. So I hadn't a leg to stand on.

Can't reply to that.
My haikus were complete shit.
No hard feelings, friend

 

[ajiamarie]

Had Touch Pro 2 from last year

It used Windows six

Now I'm in cell phone Heaven

I think you flipped it. It's supposed to be 5/7/5.

 

[ZombiBlanc]

I coulda tried for witty yo momma response but I did post 2 non haiku haikus. So I hadn't a leg to stand on.

Can't reply to that.
My haikus were complete shit.
No hard feelings, friend

Hey, you know how it is in the literary ghetto of haiku poets - hardcore, in-your-face, and sometimes fresher than sashimi tuna.

****
Haiku Droid Poets
Make the ladies stop and stare
We talk smack - with love

 

[BabyBlues]

Like a drug addict
waiting for the next big fix
Please send my DInc soon

My job is needed
don't check browsing history
Boss would shake his head

 

[cjschriver3]

I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it

 

[BabyBlues]

I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it

+1 for you having done not just 1 of the little suckers but a whole story!!

 

[TheGoatLantern]

Testing rim phones now
Screen is sad and depressing
movies on inc, joy!

 

[BabyBlues]

Testing rim phones now
Screen is sad and depressing
movies on inc, joy!

my sympathies on rim - i anxiously await my DInc so that I can thrown the RIM POS in the recycling bin

 

[Steven58]

I wanted iPhone
Not so fast, with Verizon
Dinc is on it's way

Welcome me to club
Hope it can do all I need
Have to wait and see

Audiobooks rule
Got a player that saves spot?
That would make my day

Only two pockets
Hate having device in each
iPod has to go

Will this phone save me?
Could have saved much more money,
Not having bought it

Bravo! Well Done!

 

[sail4fun201]

how about a limerick?

I ordered my phone from Verizon,
dreamed of fedex coming o'er the horizon,
not one stopped at my door,
i still haven't my glore,
and my patience's beginning to wizen

edit: it works if you read the second line with the accents in the correct spots.

 

[blastoff99]

^^^

That makes it harder.
My brain cells are so tired
Waiting for my phone.

 

[lgldrgdlr]

I've never waited
Pre-ordered my DInc, Woo-Hoo
Rooting was a bitch

 

[FishDoctor]

I anticipate
feelings of great excitement
when shipping mail comes.

That will likely pale
next to the satisfaction
of holding new droid.

Can only lurk now,
Reading wisdom on forum.
Wait is killing me.

 

[Ryan04]

haiku is not rad
most yalls' haiku is so bad
forward my dinc ill be glad