Wow my fat ass friend just destroyed my doritos

[gallandof]

i have free roam of my best friends kitchen but thats because i buy food for his house all the time! and i cook for him and his wife a couple times a week!! go slap tubby mc'lardass in the back of his bulbous grape and make him come off of some grocery funds!!! lol

thats how me and my friends/family work. our kitchens are all fair game but if you take something there better be something there to replace it soon. I usually will just leave a 5$ bill in its place. I was plesantly surprised when one day my friend at a box of vegetable ritz and replaced it with regular since the vege ones werte a mistake.