And I thought the Evo crowd were a forward-thinking group...bah!
The new Evo should be a wrist mounted device with a tactile holographic display projector. When activated it projects a display just above the palm the wrist unit is attached to with size being adjustable to the users preference. A secondary top mounted projector would take over main screen duties when the lower projects a keyboard in a desktop fashion.
Phone calls are handled by a sub-dermal transducer placed directly behind the ear (this will be performed by a nurse-practitioner at your local Sprint store) that uses a Deep Bluetooth transmitter to communicate with the wrist unit. As an upgrade, you can opt for the full surround transducer and a rumble pack that will be placed at the base of your spine.
The phone specs would be, of course, mind boggling. Start with a 1 tera-hertz 16 core processor, 128gb ram, 100tb storage, 3840x2160P 960hz display capability and the much awaited Android AI operating system!
Power would not be an issue since it will run on an anti-matter reactor (non-user replaceable due to total annihilation issues), or for the eco-friendly a solar panel you can wear on your head and a hand crank generator for night use.
There would be government/military only options such as gps based teleporter, defensive microwave projector, particle beam weaponry and a coffee maker.
Now, since Steve "Whiney Baby" Jobs and Apple have already invented all of this and more I think I will retire and enjoy the rest of my sleep deprived hallucinations...
The new Evo should be a wrist mounted device with a tactile holographic display projector. When activated it projects a display just above the palm the wrist unit is attached to with size being adjustable to the users preference. A secondary top mounted projector would take over main screen duties when the lower projects a keyboard in a desktop fashion.
Phone calls are handled by a sub-dermal transducer placed directly behind the ear (this will be performed by a nurse-practitioner at your local Sprint store) that uses a Deep Bluetooth transmitter to communicate with the wrist unit. As an upgrade, you can opt for the full surround transducer and a rumble pack that will be placed at the base of your spine.
The phone specs would be, of course, mind boggling. Start with a 1 tera-hertz 16 core processor, 128gb ram, 100tb storage, 3840x2160P 960hz display capability and the much awaited Android AI operating system!
Power would not be an issue since it will run on an anti-matter reactor (non-user replaceable due to total annihilation issues), or for the eco-friendly a solar panel you can wear on your head and a hand crank generator for night use.
There would be government/military only options such as gps based teleporter, defensive microwave projector, particle beam weaponry and a coffee maker.
Now, since Steve "Whiney Baby" Jobs and Apple have already invented all of this and more I think I will retire and enjoy the rest of my sleep deprived hallucinations...
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