How did you not know how big it was, didn't you play with it (or at least hold it) before you threw down $250?? I wear skinny jeans sometimes and I have no problem getting the bolt in and out. Is it big in my pocket? Yes, but I knew it would be before I purchased it. I mean no disrespect by this, but please go return your Bolt so someone who appreciates Android can have it. There will be plenty of iPhone's with lack of flash and microSD support, lack of customizations and small processors available for you.
And you're right it's not an iPhone, it's a Thunderbolt and it is sooooo much better.