Life's difficult questions

[dontpanicbobby]

What is-1?

 

[Zigman66]

Does this (insert) make me look fat?

(If you enjoy your nads hanging where they are at then I suggest no other answer besides "Of course not!" Especially don't say something like "No, that's not what makes you look fat")

 

[Milo Willamson]

Shoes or sneakers?

 

[olbriar]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Why does hair, and tree bark continusily grow, meanwhile if you cut your finger off, and trunk. It will never grow back?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Fake news. Hair doesn't grow, skin recedes
Bark becomes Meow, becomes Moo

 

[BrickHouse]

Does this (insert) make me look fat?

(If you enjoy your nads hanging where they are at then I suggest no other answer besides "Of course not!" Especially don't say something like "No, that's not what makes you look fat")

Almost forgot the day I ducked a box of baking soda flying towards my head from the kitchen for answering my friend's wife asking if her new pants made her butt "look fat" with "no, your butt makes those pants look too tight."
Both of us laughed so hard she kicked us out of the house. Thank God for the local bar.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Moo?

 

[BrickHouse]

Moo?

Nahh, what some folks today call "bubble butt".
It was just a big butt then.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I hope you don't mind?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Been keeping my engagement a down, because I do not want to spend a million dollars invintations, we are going to elope soon

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Is popcorn ever appropriate for Thanksgiving?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Is chewing gum after meals helps with cavities?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Chewing on gumballs or popcorn, what one really irritates your teeth and tounge?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Popcorn.
How can people be so heartless?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

It is. My fitness plan is turn off the TV.

 

[Davdi]

Why is it that something delivered by trucks are called shipments, but those by ships are called cargo?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why is 11 called eleven and not onety one?

But 11 is called onety-one if you're a Hobbit

 

[Milo Willamson]

But 11 is called onety-one if you're a Hobbit

Yes and time to have our second lunch
Dinner and tea time will be upcoming soon, and we will walk .

 

[dontpanicbobby]

To the excavator.

 

[Milo Willamson]

So paranoid, or be not visiable?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

/s or not /s? Is that the argument?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Is there a store of where you can just rent a phone for a spell, swamp it out and still have the old phone next by you, like in case of an emergency?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Your God-Children
Are your responsibility
When their parents die.

A statement that brings up a difficult question.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Your God-Children
Are your responsibility
When their parents die.

A statement that brings up a difficult question.

/Then what is a price for memories then, when we are just settled down ?

 

[Milo Williamson]

How much is it worth to just to have my honeymoon in this month,
____ nope, got to wait for my new id -- That is all, bowling we decided to cut the rope off.