Here's my Motorola Droid story...
Left droid in cab...cab left, couldn't track it down. Reported it lost/stolen and contacted Asurion. I was told I could get an LG Ally or Motorola Devour as the Motorola Droid was no longer in production...I was not happy.
I told them my insurance would be canceled on all 3 phones and would never look back...they didn't seem to mind.
Furious, the next day I stomped my way into a verizon wireless store and asked to speak with a manager right away.
Manager sees I'm not happy, he's a good manager because he wants to make me happy. He tells me they can do an in store replacement since I'm traveling on business. (Wasn't really traveling, just had a meeting downtown...about a 20 minute drive away). Now I'm happy.
Even got me a free case, even though my droid wasn't cased when I left it in the cab.
$90 and a few moments later, I walked out of the store with a brand new Motorola Droid. Still thinking of canceling my Asurion though, as now it's of no use to me if they can't replace my phone...however if they can replace it with an Incredible...hmm, might file a new claim in a few weeks...
So yes, screw you Asurion...Motorola Devour = Motorola Droid, heck no.