The Punny Side of Life

[shalemail]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[Shotgun84]

Sorry no car pun here, just another chicken one

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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[psionandy]

 

[Member2035261]

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By George!! That took a minute

 

[Member2035261]

“Two funeral homes invented a marijuana coffin. It was a joint undertaking."

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

Buses only have 4 wheels. Thats a PAV (Party Assault Vehicle).
The extra wheels support the dance floor.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

^^^A very large hotub maybe?^^^

 

[olbriar]

 

[shalemail]

Puns are the Lois form of humor.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Admit it: you can hear the theme sounds...


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^^^Chung chung^^^

 

[Dngrsone]

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I think my computer did its own rim-shot for that one... either that or Alexa is reading over my shoulder.

Wait... do I have an Alexa? Bixby? Frank?

I definitely heard a rim-shot.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Member2035261]

"She was only a whisky maker...

But he loved her still."

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

 

[Unforgiven]