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  1. Rico ANDROID

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  3. Rico ANDROID

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    Even dogs appreciate a poignant pun...

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  6. Rico ANDROID

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    I appreciate the unbiased food tip, really I do.
    But in all honesty, Orange Crush Pop Tarts?? How could they NOT taste simply dreadful? As Bill the Cat might say, "Aaaaak!"

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    I ran across a list of puns tonight. Many have been posted in one form or another here but I bring you the list.
    I'm putting the list in a spoiler for it's rather long and easy to pass over if you aren't interested.

    I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

    Velcro - what a rip off!

    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

    Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
     
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    Snowmen have a rough go of it sometimes...

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    I mean, to be honest, it's just marginally above zero; but nonetheless I do value it.
     
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    {Hint: the chimp is a better actor...}


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    He has a point...

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    All the above!

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    Earlier in the thread we had @olbriar's "Kia/NoKia" meme, so now I give you...

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    Been awhile since something was posted here… ..
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    That's a valid point...after all, they're not Soylent Green!! ;)

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