Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

[ozonetrooper]

The dog would be glad to have that one in front of the tv set !

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Well, if you violate the law and lose an arm, at least they won’t handcuff you…

 

[rootabaga]

You definitely want to be careful what you order there…

 

[The_Chief]

I suppose I should heed people's warnings to avoid the banana split?

 

[olbriar]

 

[AugieTN]

Tonight On Paltrol Live. A woman pulled her car over and ran away from it due to a spider. It was a really small spider

 

[The_Chief]

Several years ago a young gal plowed into our front yard drainage ditch and into our concrete driveway edge. We ran out to learn that she'd recently gotten her driver's license; a lightning bug (firefly for you non-Southern folk) had gotten in her Dad's SUV; and she was so concerned with getting the bug safely out the window that she took her eyes off the road. She was unharmed with only minor damage to the SUV, but I never did find out if the lightning bug survived...

 

[ozonetrooper]

Tonight On Paltrol Live. A woman pulled her car over and ran away from it due to a spider. It was a really small spider

it was on the door gasket and then her brother swatted at it and made it fall into the car ...

 

[paralucent]

 

[The_Chief]

Uh... Information counter for advice on what to do if your legs are on fire?

 

[paralucent]

If your legs catch fire ask the usherette for some popcorn?

 

[ozonetrooper]

Where is the salt shaker icon ?

 

[paralucent]

Statement or warning?