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A cougar is after me.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by avacomputers, Aug 6, 2010.

  1. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    There is this cougar that after me and keeps telling me to call her Mrs. Robinson. She said It's a movie reference and said I'm too young to know what it means.
     



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  2. HalfFrozen

    HalfFrozen Android Enthusiast

    Do you have a big rifle?
     
  3. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    It's bigger than one inch. Lol.
     
  4. Galaxyforme

    Galaxyforme Newbie

    Make the most of it......


    Mrs Robinson was a character (late 30's) in a film (The Graduate) that seduced a much younger guy... (Dustin Hoffman) .... Enjoy!!!! oh and the cougar bit.... is that something to do with them quietly creeping in your bed? :D
     
  5. 3devious

    3devious Android Expert

    As a lady of almost cougar age, I advise you to fake your own death.
     
  6. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    I'm 27. She's 38. Oh. Mrs. Robinson.
     
  7. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    care to elaborate?
     
  8. HalfFrozen

    HalfFrozen Android Enthusiast

    I would say.... Happy hunting!
     
  9. 3devious

    3devious Android Expert

    So am I... If you are on the internet, you are not running fast enough.
     
  10. 3devious

    3devious Android Expert

    Women in your age group are crazy... Those in mine are the same, have more experience in the ways of mental cruelty and their biological clock is ticking... You might not survive it. No body can prove the David Caradine went to Bangkok with a cougar, but my cousin's neighbor's hairdresser swore that she saw them together that day... You don't want to be found like that, do you?
     
  11. HalfFrozen

    HalfFrozen Android Enthusiast


    A mans death? Hell yes!
     
  12. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    Hey. I don't mind if I die after this one. This cougar is hot. And knows a good thing when she see it. Lol. I can't wait for work to be over. If I don't respond to this thread on Monday, please send help.
     
  13. HalfFrozen

    HalfFrozen Android Enthusiast

    Where do I send the Genius book of World Records to again???
     
  14. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    I prefer women of this age rather than girls my age. Maturity is a great quality.
     
  15. eyebeam

    eyebeam Extreme Android User

    Coo coo ca choo, avacomputers :eek:
     
  16. NYCHitman1

    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire

    You won't be saying that when she calls you saying she's preggers tomorrow. LMFAO
     
  17. mkampy

    mkampy Android Enthusiast

    If you are trying to "get" with a cougar, drink lots of water, and bring some sandwich makin's
     
  18. ThreeDog

    ThreeDog Well-Known Member

    go for it dude, she'll shag your brains out.
     
  19. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    That's what I'm hoping.
     
  20. ashykat

    ashykat Android Expert

    Sounds awesome.
     
  21. avacomputers

    avacomputers Android Enthusiast
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    It seems that's what I'm attracting this week. Another cougar gave me her number today. Must be my new cologne. Hope everyone has a fun weekend.
     
  22. killadanny

    killadanny Android Expert

    Sorry but I dont see the problem here. :D
     
  23. Delux

    Delux Newbie

  24. Thefoodman52

    Thefoodman52 Android Expert

    Just a question;

    Why is when women start going out dating guys that are MUCH younger than them, they're called cougars, and then when guys try to do the same thing, they're either called creepy or horndogs? I'm just sayin...
     
  25. BiGMERF

    BiGMERF Extreme Android User

    smash that!!
     

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