I am going to go into the corporate VZ in SoHo new york and do something like this:
ME: "Hey, excuse me, there is something wrong with my phone."
VZ: "What seem's to be the problem."
Me: "I don't know, it's just being AWESOME all of a sudden. All the LAG is gone, My battery life is better, I'm not using a Task Manager anymore, and I can do this wierd thing where i can pinch and zoom out to this like HELICOPTER MODE. What's -wrong- with my phone?"
(Show off Leap)
VZ Rep Reaction: TBD.......
LMAO!!!!!!!
I just did this or a version of it anyway. I visited Verizon today.
It went something like this:
CSR: Hi. Welcome to Verizon, can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'm looking for a navigation/phone mount like the one for the Droid, but for my Eris.
CSR: I'm sorry, we don't carry anything like that. Did you try our website?
Me: No, I didn't look online. Do you have a generic one?
CSR: No, only the one for the Droid.
Me: Well that sucks. I really need to find something. It is so much harder to use Google Nav when the phone isn't in a proper mount.
CSR: Ummm the Eris doesn't have Google Nav. Do you mean Google Maps?
Me: No, mine has Google Nav with the turn-by-turn directions
CSR: Do you have the phone with you?
Me: Sure.
*Pull phone from pocket and hand to Verizon guy*
CSR: Wow! This is really cool.
CSR: (to two other CSRs) Guys, come look at this!
Then it turned into 3 guys asking me a million questions and comparing my Eris to the Droid and stock Eris. One of the CSRs had the Droid, another the Eris and the other had a BlackBerry. The Verdict? They can't wait for 2.1 and the Blackberry guy is switching at the end of the month.