Cheesiest movie ever made.

[Dark Jedi]

As the title says lets see who can come up with the cheesiest movie ever made.
Dont know if this will take off or not but I will start

Plan 9 from outer space.

 

[gallandof]

hmm flash gordon was pretty cheesy from what I saw. never could get to watching the whole thing

 

[Dark Jedi]

Thats a bad one buy I do like it.

how about Xanadu

 

[eyebeam]

For me, it begins and ends with Star Crystal. If you haven't seen it, don't! Nah, just kidding - it's a must see for all fans of so bad it's funny movies. Here's a comprehensive (and funny) review -
X-Entertainment: Star Crystal Movie Review

 

[olbriar]

Michael and Helga
Man was I excited to see this flick. My first porno movie as a kid lol. It was nothing more than a glorified sex ed flick. It was like spending an evening watching Mr. Science analyzing Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon's relationship. I KNOW you haven't seen this one.. keep it that way.

 

[skwerm]

The Room

 

[Android_LIFE]

Cabin Fever.
Tons of cheese...
And a waste of time sitting thru it!
Just say NO

 

[eyebeam]

A friend talked me into getting "Cabin Fever 2" for a movie night. Defying all laws of reason, it both sucked and blew. And not in a good way.

How about "Days of Darkness"? This movie is so, so bad. But the zombie poke in the crotch with a stick, causing it's penis to fall off, and then wrapping it up in a hankie and pocketing it (and no, I'm not joking...) scene maybe, just maybe is funny (and baffling) enough to save it.

 

[mikedt]

Any 1970s disaster movie sequel which involves aeroplanes or ships.

 

[xmr405o]

Hands down.....

Red Sonja! And probably most if not all other Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Have u guys seen this movie. I remember watching it as a kid and I thought it was cool but now.....oh geez or should I say oh cheez

 

[vice86]

Dead Alive.....over the top cheesy gore but a classic horror movie

if you want to see a really weird movie...watch Bad Biology.

 

[cammyhorne]

Jaws 3D

 

[CRUMBsnatcher]

On Deadly Ground.

It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.

 

[Outlaw71]

Oh I have to throw 'Hudson Hawk' in this list.

I was a huge Bruce Willis fan when that came out. I had no idea what the movie was. Then just as I sat down to watch it, the very first scene degraded into a bunch of singing and dancing... "This is a musical"???

That was the first and only movie I've ever turned off 5 minutes into it with absolutely no interest in seeing any more of it.

 

[foxII]

Flashdance......And WTF was up with that ending.

 

[davidnmegan6907]

Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs

 

[highjakker]

On Deadly Ground.

It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.

ever notice how all his movies have 2 things in common? that stupid vest he wears and the titles are all 3 word titles!! (on deadly ground, above the law, my stupid vest, my gay ponytail....lol)

 

[Dark Jedi]

Just remembered ice pirates. So bad that it really was bad LOL.

 

[Knewz]

Titantic 2.... what better way to ruin a classic than with a horrible sequel

 

[highjakker]

tremors. nuff said.

 

[ScorpDX]

Orgasmo

 

[highjakker]

xxx (the vin diesel movie not the genre, lol)

 

[Dark Jedi]

xxx (the vin diesel movie not the genre, lol)

GUess you never watched the acting in a Pornographic movie. You must fast forward to the good stuff.,

 

[Olizzz]

asylum ... worst horror movie ever but such a cheesy ending

 

[Dan0myte]

The Last Airbender. Horrible, just horrible.