Hi Paul, and welcome to AF.
This is a fine logical conundrum you've set: posting a new thread to ask how to post a new thread!
Assuming this isn't intended as a self-referential joke (if it is, you'll fit in just fine here
) then I guess you'd really like to know where best to post it, in which case the answer is Android Applications - Android Forums
. Navigate there then hit the "new thread" button at the bottom of the page.
If you want to make sure you don't break the site rules, then look here
. "Be nice, no spam, nothing illegal" covers the essence of it.
Anyway, welcome again, and enjoy your stay. If there's anything you want, just ask one of the staff (red or green badges).