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  1. ylwvtmnwtr

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    If a mysterious comet passes close to the Earth and machines all over the World come alive and go on homicidal rampages will my droid try to kill me?

    And is a truck stop the safest place to find refuge?
     

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    I've feared this myself. Found the only way to ensure safety is to have every AC/DC song loaded to my SD card.
     
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    I ain't bathing with no eel.


    I will also do this, earlier my phone vibrated and I thought it was attacking me false alarm tho
     
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    No, your bionic is not as powerful as a human. Though, it could probably issue a self-destruct sequence that would cause a minor explosion. Don't keep your phone in your pocket!!!
     
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    I think battery fires are a thing of the past in phones and I don't know that one could be triggered by some alien intelligence via software and probably couldn't kill you anyway. The deadliest things about an android phone I could think of are the speaker+screen that could be used for hypnotic suggestion to get you to kill yourself, or the connectivity, sending messages to those in your contact list that could get you killed by them.

    I just loaded that movie to the sd card in my android yesterday, coincidence? (havent watched it yet, haven't seen it since I was probably 10)
     
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    Is John Redcorn a reference from King of the Hill?

    I don't know, the advanced Alien AI (AAAI?) could probably change some software monitoring processes and allow advanced build ups of Lithium or something. And the explosion, if left in the pocket, could have some serious results.... !!! o,O
     
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    that would be trick, Aliens using our phones to manipulate us
     
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    Ok.

    Is it alright for it to explode anywhere else? :D
     
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    Or, at least, carry it in your back pocket.
     
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    If I had an eel in my penis I might want my phone to explode in my pocket
     
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    Yes, as long as it is not while you are talking on it. :)
     
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    i have been sitting here.. thinking of a good post to add to this crazy thread..

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    still thinking.. damn it!
     
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    ??? don't know what you mean, I'm a simple homeopathic/spiritual healer that helps women with headache problems. I'm only here to learn about what the android os can do for my business and keeping me in touch with my girls I mean clients as well as a2dp streaming sweet bad company tunes in my yellow jeep. 1st session is free ladies. (men tell your wives)
     
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    :D

    Oh, and I was watching a history channel special on end of Earth events, and I forget the year, and the date, but it was a Friday the 13th (lol, not kidding) there is supposed to be a fly by.... Closer than satellites. Maybe 2030ish... Wish I could remember....
     
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    Seen that film and Maximum Overdrive was one of King's worst efforts. If you were a character in the film, yes, your Droid would turn on you. Probably want to eat your eyeballs and spank your bottom endlessly.

    In the real world, no, you are quite safe. Just step on the device and crush its little arse if it does.
     
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    You are all very foolish and ill informed. When aliens attack they are not going to use our data systems, they are going to destroy them using massive EMP's. We will lose mass communication. Divide and conquer.

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

    *ponders whether or not this is reportable* :p
     
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    I have a small problem then....sometimes I have no pockets to put the phone in so I put it in my bra. I will be very upset if it explodes there. :eek:
     
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    Not as upset as we will be.
     
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    I have not seen your lovely sweater puppies but I would also probably still shed a tear.
     
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    I disagree kind sir, I believe when the shit goes down its going to be through our communications and electricals
     
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    I saw a special on the science channel on just this point. They know because they're on TV. Right? :rolleyes:
     
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    Aliens will visit earth to request another song .

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    They wouldn't be on tv if they didn't know
     
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    Praise Adzubza, Praise the Grand Prime Overlord of the Bright Dawn.

    I wish you all would stop trying to guess what we are going to do when the rest of us arrive. You silly earthlings have nary a clue about what awaits you on December 14th.

    You are a violent race and you are sloppy. We see the crap you leave on the moon when you visit. That car you left is not even powered by a V-8. WE OWN THE MOON and we are sick and tired of cleaning up your mess. We are at a point where we have to hire illegal Glarkians and they can't even speak Adzubzaneese.

    Some of you will be tasked as Prime Breeders, some of you will be forced to work in the sock factories, some of you will be retrained to write Apple Applications for the Great and Powerful Oz, and some of you will be pickled. If you are lucky, you can only hope that you will be smoked until savory.

    However, if you are wearing copper foil (No, not tinfoil) you can avoid scanning at the Space Port down on Route 3, past the Best Western. Do not bring liquids in bottles or combs because they can be used as weapons.
     

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