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"One Liners" thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rootabaga, Dec 22, 2014.

  1. rootabaga

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    We have some humor threads, but I thought it might be fun to have one dedicated to all of your funny one-liners. (If the mods disagree, they can, I suppose, merge this with one of the others, at least if the mod tools are fully fixed...)

    Well, I mean they don't have to be your own, but also ones you've heard and liked.

    I'll start with a favorite from Steven Wright...

    About two weeks ago I was...no, wait, that wasn't me.

     

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    When it comes to one liners, I prefer a much bigger boat.
     
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    That's a two-liner. :rolleyes:
     
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    That's what she said.
     
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    Not a one liner but :

    Apple have scrapped their new cruise liner the "iTitanic", every time it docked it synced.
     
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