Q: What are you doing at the Yak store? A: Oh come on, that's not funny.
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 3, 2012 #151 Mar 3, 2012 Add bookmark #151 Q: What are you doing at the Yak store? A: Oh come on, that's not funny. Upvote 0
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 3, 2012 #152 Mar 3, 2012 Add bookmark #152 Hahaha Someone replaced your lube with super glue? I wasn't ninja'd Upvote 0
agentc13 Daleks Über Alles Aug 31, 2011 7,914 5,481 Skaro Mar 3, 2012 #153 Mar 3, 2012 Add bookmark #153 Q: Why don't you get married? A: Not until she takes it to the cleaner. Upvote 0
doctorfrylock Member Mar 4, 2012 51 18 Detroit, MI Mar 4, 2012 #154 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #154 Q: Where did my pizza go? A: Pickles and bananas make a great smoothie. Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 4, 2012 #155 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #155 Q: What ingredients make a great smoothie? A: Not the red one! Upvote 0
karandpr Android Expert Thread starter Feb 16, 2011 2,958 1,825 Mar 4, 2012 #156 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #156 Q : Should I press that button ? Spoiler Red knobs light - YouTube A : Scarlet not ruby Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 4, 2012 #157 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #157 What button do I press? A: Strings make up everything! Upvote 0
agentc13 Daleks Über Alles Aug 31, 2011 7,914 5,481 Skaro Mar 4, 2012 #158 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #158 Q: Have you ever heard of particle physics? A: It always get cold when he enters the room. Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 4, 2012 #159 Mar 4, 2012 Add bookmark #159 Q: It's gotten chilly just now, hasn't it? A: Pokemon hat. Upvote 0
karandpr Android Expert Thread starter Feb 16, 2011 2,958 1,825 Mar 5, 2012 #160 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #160 Q what's the latest solid investment these days A gotta catch them all Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 5, 2012 #161 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #161 Q: How many hats are you gonna get? A: Vomit. Upvote 0
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #162 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #162 Q: What type spray are you wearing today? A: Time was out half an hour ago Upvote 0
doctorfrylock Member Mar 4, 2012 51 18 Detroit, MI Mar 5, 2012 #163 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #163 Q: How do i turn back on time? A :Oranges make a great wristband. Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 5, 2012 #164 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #164 Q: When did the clock stop? A: Streetlights need to be painted before dark. Upvote 0
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #165 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #165 Q Boss if they cut the power how are we gonna see to work? A 400 naked midgets Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 5, 2012 #166 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #166 Q: Sir, is there anything in the car I need to know about? (police officer says to yeahha ) A: It's not mine. That is not mine! Upvote 0
Q: Sir, is there anything in the car I need to know about? (police officer says to yeahha ) A: It's not mine. That is not mine!
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #167 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #167 Q Sir, why do you have all those midgets? A I never missed it until I had it removed Upvote 0
agentc13 Daleks Über Alles Aug 31, 2011 7,914 5,481 Skaro Mar 5, 2012 #168 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #168 Q: Why is this large black latex object in your luggage sir? A: Nine large mice and one blind giraffe. Upvote 0
Q: Why is this large black latex object in your luggage sir? A: Nine large mice and one blind giraffe.
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #169 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #169 Q So if you could have any pets in the world what would you choose? A No that wasn't the right one Upvote 0
karandpr Android Expert Thread starter Feb 16, 2011 2,958 1,825 Mar 5, 2012 #170 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #170 Q is the blind giraffe on the right ? A that was a cynic selling wigs Upvote 0
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #171 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #171 Q Anyone know where I can get a merkin? A Google is not your friend Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 5, 2012 #172 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #172 Q: hey, my friend google is having a party - wanna go with me? A: You need a mint. Upvote 0
Y Yeahha Usually off topic Jul 29, 2010 10,473 4,694 Mar 5, 2012 #173 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #173 Q: Does this dress make my butt look big? A: Wow you really are that dumb Upvote 0
doctorfrylock Member Mar 4, 2012 51 18 Detroit, MI Mar 5, 2012 #174 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #174 Q: who? 9to5cynic? A: somebody's watchin our every move Upvote 0
9to5cynic Android Expert Feb 20, 2011 4,872 1,767 /home/ Mar 5, 2012 #175 Mar 5, 2012 Add bookmark #175 Q: Do you know where I can by a hat, I'm looking for one made of tinfoil...? A: The city lights are out. Upvote 0
Q: Do you know where I can by a hat, I'm looking for one made of tinfoil...? A: The city lights are out.