Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by karandpr, Jan 29, 2012.
Q: What are you doing at the Yak store?
A: Oh come on, that's not funny.
Hahaha Someone replaced your lube with super glue?
I wasn't ninja'd
Q: Why don't you get married?
A: Not until she takes it to the cleaner.
Q: Where did my pizza go?
A: Pickles and bananas make a great smoothie.
Q: What ingredients make a great smoothie?
A: Not the red one!
Q : Should I press that button ?
Red knobs light - YouTube
A : Scarlet not ruby
What button do I press?
A: Strings make up everything!
Q: Have you ever heard of particle physics?
A: It always get cold when he enters the room.
Q: It's gotten chilly just now, hasn't it?
A: Pokemon hat.
Q what's the latest solid investment these days
A gotta catch them all
Q: How many hats are you gonna get?
Q: What type spray are you wearing today?
A: Time was out half an hour ago
Q: How do i turn back on time?
A :Oranges make a great wristband.
Q: When did the clock stop?
A: Streetlights need to be painted before dark.
Q Boss if they cut the power how are we gonna see to work?
A 400 naked midgets
Q: Sir, is there anything in the car I need to know about? (police officer says to yeahha )
A: It's not mine. That is not mine!
Q Sir, why do you have all those midgets?
A I never missed it until I had it removed
Q: Why is this large black latex object in your luggage sir?
A: Nine large mice and one blind giraffe.
Q So if you could have any pets in the world what would you choose?
A No that wasn't the right one
Q is the blind giraffe on the right ?
A that was a cynic selling wigs
Q Anyone know where I can get a merkin?
A Google is not your friend
Q: hey, my friend google is having a party - wanna go with me?
A: You need a mint.
Q: Does this dress make my butt look big?
A: Wow you really are that dumb
Q: who? 9to5cynic?
A: somebody's watchin our every move
Q: Do you know where I can by a hat, I'm looking for one made of tinfoil...?
A: The city lights are out.