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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

[Flashback] I'm hangin out in the lounge chewing on an iPhone, when out of nowhere a squirrel shoots out of the bushes, I'm utterly distracted. CHASE SQUIRREL, must resist. Whilst I'm distracted out of nowhere I hear:


I wake up standing in the same spot (horses sleep standing up ;) )

The iPhone is dreadfull, must spit it out!! I now feel ravenous, and an uncontrollable urge to join Ozzy on tour (Refer to avatar). I must find sustenance, I must FEED!!

SQUIRREL!!!!

What were we talking about again? :thinking:
 
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well it seems that the android forum is becoming the vampire forum. what is a frog to do. I mean do I team up with EM and give him poison to sleigh his vampires or do I team up with OTD and give her poison to protect her self from the likes of EM My cousin the poisonous dart frog is eager to help someone anyone who can vanish this rattenous human race that has plagued this world like a virus. Agent smith wasn't so off with his view point on the species. what to do what to do. hmmmmmmm
 
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Ever had Peking Duck?

Now try Hubei Chicken...
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I was walking down the street one night
Looking for something to do
When up from the shadows came this horrific fright
And his name was Vincent Van Bow!
And as he drew close, I started to cry
And I slowly backed away
When he grabbed my throat
Stuck his teeth in my neck
And he told me, "You're life...Will never...Be the same..."
If you know where I got that from, I will be surprised. ;)
 
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