Welcome to the forums, I thought you'd never get here!
What's all this then about your boy telling us that he is employed as a scuba diver for Roto Rooter? At first, I didn't even believe that such a profession even existed, so I called them to check and told them what he told us. You can understand and forgive my surprise when they verified every word he told us. I say forgive me because evidently it's a very proud part of their tradition, as they asked me to not call back.
Naturally, this has WifelyMon very curious. As his wife, do you get special deals on spas and jewelry? If so, did he have to swim under tree roots very long or do the perks start right off the bat? Is there a sorority or book club or something? Because I keep telling her that I don't think that I'd want to try out for that job, but she insisted that I ask you first.
By the way, he told us that he changed his moniker here in part due to that being his favorite Clint Eastwood movie of all time plus because you said he has to shower more often after the job.
So I have three questions.
Is that your favorite Clint Eastwood movie, too?
Have you tried Lysol spray? I mean, far be it from me to give advice, but I thought that could make a good compromise to that whole shower thing.
Finally, given his profession, wouldn't you agree that we should all call him Sea Hunt or Jacques Cousteau or something like that?
Again, swell meeting you!
Your new best pal,
Early