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  1. Milo Willamson

    Milo Willamson Android Expert

    Heard the one about the elephant writing with the stamp- ede, even though the marker did not show up right ? :)
     



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  2. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    A young soldier came back from his first overseas posting, His commander asked if he had any pornographic material. he replies 'No, I don't even have a pornograph'.
     
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  3. olbriar

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  4. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

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  5. dontpanicbobby

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    I was amused. OT
     
  6. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    I’ve heard this joke before, but someone made a meme of it, so that reminded me of it. Hope you get a chuckle...

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  7. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    Classic…

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  8. olbriar

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  10. Milo Williamson

    Milo Williamson Android Expert

    Someone made a glitch of a movie right?
    Well turns out that glitch was a robot, right,
    and the robot was made out of the glitchy program right?
    You got me so far, alright, well the movie was a parody of a program based upon from the robot,
    and that movie happen to be I,Robot.
    Thank you.
     
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  11. rootabaga

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  12. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    I enjoyed this one…

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  13. olbriar

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    At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

    With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"

    Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

    "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

    "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

    "No way. It's just too risky!"

    "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

    "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

    "Oh yes you can. Please?"

    "NO, no. I just can't."

    "Pleeeeease?..."

    Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
     
  14. Milo Williamson

    Milo Williamson Android Expert

    Ya know that old fashion smell,
    well you can find a new kind of fashion smell on it too,
    just be aware of the fashion :) I am not the one who follows it, but you might created something for yourself.
    Sorry just odd joke.
     
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  16. no one

    no one Android Expert

    What did the shy pebble wish for?



    To be a little boulder.
     
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  17. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

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