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    Caturday?
    Or Punny?
    Or Caturday?
    Or Punny?

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    If you had a fear of riding to work with coworkers and going through underground routes, could you say you suffer from Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome ?
     
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    Cut the 'cat calls', the 'cat-a-list" can make me 'catatonic'
     
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    Dood, don't have a hissy-fit... ;)
     
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    This one really takes the cake.

    And the pie, too!

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    Whether you win or lose, in this version there’s a good chance you come away ill or injured...or both.

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    Some of youse might have to chew on this one for a minute...but @Notes_Norton types should get it right on cue. :D ;)

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    I loved it rootabaga - Thanks!

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    One picture, two puns.
    (Quite the deal for you bargain hunters.)

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    I've always considered putting the word RAM on the driver's door of your truck was not a good suggestion. ;)


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    More than 40 years ago, when Detroit built trucks and tailgates out of steel and pressed their brand prominently into the latter (and typically painted the name in contrasting paint), I found myself stopped at a light behind a DODGE pickup. Above that prominent DODGE, the owner had painted the phrase (very well lettered, not a cheap looking job): "If you can't stop,"

    Some here are going to be very surprised that I am not the one to have posted that... ;) :D
     
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    Seriously groan-worthy...

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    Hang on (to more than your hat!) when he hits the brakes...

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    The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.
     
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    Didja' hear about that new coffee from India ?

    I hear it's the 'Bomb,eh'.. Its sold at that New-Deli....
     
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    NEVER eat at a restaurant called ''Sam and Ella's''...
     
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    For when you want visitors to continue their Journey...

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